Picking up the tag from Maggie...

1. Are you a male or female: Female
2. Describe yourself: Mercurial, busy, eclectic, dog-crazy, revolving door of obsessions.
3. How do you feel about yourself: Depends on the day. Some days great, other days not so much.
4. Describe your parents: Dad is gone and very much missed. Mom is... difficult.
5. Describe your ex boyfriend/girlfriends: Fleeting.
6. Describe your current boy/girl situation: Married with pets.
7. Describe your current location: At work, in my cube. But it's a deluxe, corner cube with a window. Does that count as improvement?
8. Describe where you want to be: Home playing with the dogs, or reading, or writing, or watching Stargate: Atlantis DVDs, or at a dog show... anywhere but here, basically.
9. Your best friend(s) is/are: Awesomely dependable, always there for me. Couldn't ask for better.
10. Your favorite color is: purple.
11. You know that: I should be working rather than doing this.
12. If your life was a television show what would it be called: "What Have You Done Now?!"
14. What is the best advice you have to give: Don't settle. Don't have a fall-back plan, because then you'll fall back.